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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
lulamadison

Evidence against the argument that Superman’s disguise wouldn’t fool anyone:

adventurecomics

  • Dolly Parton once lost a Dolly Parton look alike contest to a fucking drag queen.
  • Charlie Chaplin once failed to even place at a Charlie Chaplin impersonator contest.
  • Hugh Jackman went to comic con as Wolverine, only 2 people noticed him and one told him he was too tall.
  • Christopher Reeve use to go to a restaurant in costume when filming Superman. When he went in the Superman costume he was mobbed by people all the time. When he went in the Clark Kent costume no one realized he was Christopher Reeve.
syntaxaero

Tony Hawk

indigowallbreaker
amongthesebarrencrags

Please. Help.

The girl I'm dating and I both think that we sleep on the left side of the bed. I'm coming to terms with the fact that she may be a psychopath and I don't know what's real anymore.

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Which option has the sides of the bed correctly labelled?

#1

#2

Neither #1 nor #2 but a secret third thing

paperjoshi

"left" and "right" are both relative terms determined relative to a person. The correct answers are port and starboard.

beemovieerotica

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the headboard is the stern

paperjoshi

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Yeah this one seems pretty straightforward. I'm sure there's some exceptions, but every depiction I can think of, including IRL race car beds, agrees.

roach-works

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i spent too long on this and regret nothing

beggars-opera

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